I love you all.: Archive

Jan 15th

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Jan 14th

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TJ: Why are smart people naturally nocturnal?
*unicef hc: cows walk the earth during the day
*unicef hc: wolves come out at night

Jan 11th

Putting your faith in humanity is like hanging your balls on a table in a room full of drunk guys with hammers.

Jan 11th

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Only for art

sarsha09: when you guys go on tour, you guys can come here and we can have sex in a hotel. hehehe.
*** Auto-response sent to sarsha09: I am currently away from the computer.
THEREISNOTERROJA: Ok.
sarsha09: i'd be sooo nervous to meet you though.
THEREISNOTERROJA: Nah.
THEREISNOTERROJA: You'd be okay.
sarsha09: okay, good.
sarsha09: i'm extremely shy.
THEREISNOTERROJA: I'm shy too. I compensate by screaming and doing cartwheels.
sarsha09: lmao.
sarsha09: i'm sure i'd get comfortable with you though.
sarsha09: we can smoke too.
sarsha09: and then have sex.
THEREISNOTERROJA: Ok.
sarsha09: but we aren't video taping that.
THEREISNOTERROJA: Then no. I only fuck for art.

Jan 11th

I hate it when people don’t acknowledge that I Am the greatest goddamn motherfucking person alive

Jan 9th

Jan 5th

Fucker

TJ: Bought the pricey version of your fullcolor fuckfest of intense mindfuckery Peanutbutter boy.

***: "Cody" signed off at Sat Jan 03 05:21:35 2009.

Jan 3rd

s l e e p i n g

My face is a wire You cannot cross You won my heart But that’s your loss You are not me I am not you We’re both ourselves After a review Of the sky above It’s turning black And I’m carving roses On the back Of the girl I met In an old drug store A place I remembered From before The bees all came Chocolate like your eyes And stung us to death For our sordid lies And there we...

Jan 3rd

ytinirt3trinity: I hope you emerge from Cody's insane crack-laden idea of a road trip as a completely new butterfly recently emerged from his shell. 
THEREISNOTERROJA: Meh
ytinirt3trinity: Tiny little butterfly TJ all beautiful in his newfound splendor.
THEREISNOTERROJA: Fuck.
THEREISNOTERROJA: You.

Jan 3rd

REMEMBER THIS, TJ:

“What pisses me off is that they know jack and shit about fuck all.”

Jan 1st

Cody Cannot Handle the Truth

All movies are remakes of BACK TO THE FUTURE, even the ones made before BACK TO THE FUTURE.

Dec 27th

Someone sent me this

In 1987 my best friend died in my arms while i was trying to revive him- I was 15 years old at the time. It was on a sunday (Dec. 20th 1987) and we were in his car driving down the street when he suddenly stopped (ironically in front of a church that was letting out). He stopped and just said “Oh shit” then his eyes rolled back into his head. This is a long story- and still I cant find...

Dec 27th

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Dec 21st

If . . .

If a man kills himself, he doesn’t exist anymore. So why do we say, “TJ killed himself”? There is no TJ. TJ is gone. Shouldn’t we say, “The entity we once called TJ rendered himself non-existant”? I guess that lacks the emotional punch of the former.

Dec 19th

Demolition Derby Heart

Everything I walk into Reminds me not at all of you Because everything I see or hear Is just a thin pretense of fear And you are courage, you are art Crushing, like a tin can, my withered heart

Dec 18th

traclet13@ameritech.net: But, I am working onthe bubble butt
TJ: Good. Keep working on it.
traclet13@ameritech.net: It is coming back a little....I actually had Gastric Bypass and my teenage bubble butt needs some work.
TJ: Eat more donuts
traclet13@ameritech.net: Don't get me wrong, it is in no way tiny
TJ: Lemme see
traclet13@ameritech.net: One of these days
TJ: That's the day we'll talk again then.

Dec 18th

Ludicrous Crematorium

Drowning alive until the bees came. I was here in your heart with a pencil and a knife and I was drawing you in and I was taking your life. That is my nature, my condition, the terms you must bear. That is my regret, my secret, my secret despair.

Dec 17th

Dec 9th

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so … tired …

Dec 8th

NO SLEEEEEP!!!!!!

I didn’t sleep at all last night. Not even a micronap. I’m tired as fuck now but it’s too late to sleep. I wonder what will happen if I can’t get to sleep again tomorrow. Maybe I will never sleep again. Maybe I will go INSANE. More insane, I mean.

Dec 8th

There is One AK-47 for every Nine people on Earth.

I want an AK-47.

Dec 8th

THE TRUTH

I’m a point on a grid. And everything in front of me is expanding to terrifying horizons. The wall in front of me is an infinite distance away. If I got up right now and ran toards it, I would never catch it.

Dec 7th

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Dec 6th

Slept Until 2

My schedule is becoming more and more that of a vampire. I need to stop this. I need to get up earlier.

Dec 4th

“The good thing about being a man of few principles is that I follow the ones I...”

– Me

Dec 4th

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You have never seen me

I am not a living being and I do not inhabit this world, so it stands to reason that you have never seen me. The person that you think I am is just a shadow cast by the monster that I truly am, who lingers in some realm beyond the veil of reality.

Dec 3rd